-Double Door Knob F*cker! (Mom yelling at kid on hollywood Blvd.)
-Ejection paste? (guy at store asking for product)
-Sweety, stop undoing daddy's pants. (dad and lil girl at Ikea)
-My cat has herpes (party in Echo Park)
-I watch porn like everyday cause like im artistic and i like to look at different stuff (girl at said party)
-(Dude)What are you drinking?... (Girl)"A Bloody Vagina!" (At the Tiki Ti bar)


I love when people say dumb things or funny things or when i miss hear what they're saying. Either way i enjoy it all.

Thank you to all the people i will continue to eaves drop on, miss understand and a special thanks to people who eat with their mouths open.